Sunday, September 16, 2012

POAS WTF***Updated

POAS=positive

Now, this is an expired pregnancy test, so it can't be accurate, right?

I'm a week late (well, I got my first period since A was born on August 12--it was totally normal and lasted 5 days).

I had sex during the fertile time.

Ha. I have had sex only ONCE since A was born. Yes, that was this past month. Don't ask. Lack of libido, dry vag, sex hurts, although we have tried to about a dozen times this past year.

Now I am just waiting for A to wake up from his nap so I can run to the drugstore and buy every single test they have.

A will be one this Wednesday.

Who else to share this all with than you.

Am I the urban legend? The girl with bunk tubes and a jacked up uterus?
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First response, clearblue easy, drugstore generic, all screaming positive. I guess I call the RE tomorrow? Get monitored? Unbelievable...

13 comments:

nobabyruth said...

Eeek!!! How exciting! I have no idea if an expired test would show a false positive! I hope A naps soon and you can run out for another test (or five)!! The timing fits and weirder things have happened... I'm thinking of you!!

Stacie said...

Wow! An urban legend has to start somewhere. Why not with you?!?

AL said...

HFS! Congrats!

Mo and Will said...

you are pregnant!! Whoo hoo! Let the roller coaster ride begin!

xo

Mo

Roccie said...

Rock the fuck out.

Roccie said...

Rock the fuck out of town.

(3rd try w stupid word generator. No post this time, I will email you.)

Awesome.

Roccie said...

Rock the fuck out of town.

(4rd try w stupid word generator. No post this time, I will email you.)

Awesome.

Kari said...

Haha congrats!! Welcome to the world of Urban Legends. And yeah don't feel bad about the once since A was born. The time we got pregnant was the first time in a very, very, very long time and the first time since LD was born that we actually completed the acT(and he was 19 months old). So yeah...I know the complete disbelief you are feeling. I'm giggling at you as I get kicked in the vag by my 29 week old(tomorrow), we only did it once, are you serious?, where's the hidden camera?, miracle after IF/IVF, naturally conceived fetus. It happens. For real. :) Congrats!! Congrats!! Congrats!!

Stephanie said...

Wow, congratulations!!!

jill's infertility document said...

OH MY GOD, CJ!!!!!!!

Allison said...

OMG!!!! WOW!! Congrats, Urban Legend!!

My Infertile Confessions said...

OMG... PLEASE UPDATE!!!!!

Ashley said...

Happnes all the time,I know! Good luck and I can't wait for an update!