Friday, October 30, 2009

Tie a string around it, part II

Update on the baby nip:

So I've had the piece of black thread around it for almost two weeks now. In the past few days, I've noticed that the skin tag is hardening a bit, and that it kinda hurts. So, after yoga last night, I did a little work on it. I put a cotton ball of rubbing alcohol on it and it burned! After careful research, I noticed that either it is beginning to fall off or it is starting to attack the string. Yes, the skin-tag-babynip is taking on a whole new obsession for me. I spent about 20 minutes staring at it, tooling with the string, pulling (and can you imagine how dizzy I was? here I am, staring straight down for so long, my eyes were twisted!!!). And then I realized that there is extreme sensation in it still. I mean, WTF?

Oh yes, the story continues.

So then I decided (chickened out) that I was going to take the string off. Well, not possible. I made DH tie the knot as if it were a fishing line, so there's no way this string is coming undone. I searched the house for something, anything, that I could use to pick apart the thread, and all I ended up with was a very very sore nip and babynip, cross-eyed headache, stress, and finally an extreme laughing fit. I am ridiculous, I know.

I'll give it a few more days, but I think I've got an uncomfortable doctor's visit looming because of my take-home surgery skills.


Jill said...

Ok, not funny but kinda funny. I wonder what the poor doc will think!

Lookingforaplussign said...

dude, this is totally funny.

hahaha I accidently typed "titally" instead of "totally" just now.


addingtothepack said...

Maybe not as funny over there, but totally funny over here.